if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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