I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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