big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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