oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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