So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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