Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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