Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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