Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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