Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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