i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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