Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just pee around me
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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