is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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