So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
you made out with another girl for some wings
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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