i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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