I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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