YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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