Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Panties = found
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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