what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
ugly people sure do ruin things
so let's talk penis.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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