There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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