youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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