I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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