No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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