would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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