i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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