Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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