Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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