North Korea, Best Korea!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
false alarm, still single
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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