so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
