There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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