So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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