You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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