North Korea, Best Korea!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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