none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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