I wish i was in the wii world.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Even my vagina gasped.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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