North Korea, Best Korea!
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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