new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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