i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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