So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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