So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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