butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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