New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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