i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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