So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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