I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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