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• (301): View more from Maryland

  you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving

  (301): View more from Maryland

  He didn't think we needed a taxi

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I want you more than I want a burrito.

  (207): View more from Maine

  I'm not as filling.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD

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