lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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