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  If you die in college, do you die in real life?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.

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• (914): View more from New York

  i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue

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• (253): View more from Washington

  No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.

  (419): View more from Ohio

  You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!

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• (310): View more from California

  Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him

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• (409): View more from Texas

  That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF

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• (845): View more from New York

  How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar

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