Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there