yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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