just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Acid is not a monday night drug
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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