Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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