So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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