Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i may or may not be watching the land before time
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
