hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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