I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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