haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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